Dennis :
Welcome! Join us for coffee when you can! Here are a few of 78 ways to know if you drink too much coffee... You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee. You ski uphill. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You speed walk in your sleep. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack." You haven't blinked sin